We are two people. One is Rachel. The other is me, Teresa. Rachel didn’t want to write the introductory material so you’re stuck with what I come up with.
We both just graduated from the University of Dallas with a degree (Two, actually!) in English. We rocked at it. Both us. Respectively. In totally and completely different ways.
Okay moving on. Rachel is blonde. I am not. Rachel has brown eyes (hazel eyes she says. Do you want to write this Rachel?!?). Okay we’ll post a picture forget the rest.
In conclusion, there is no good reason for us to start a blog, and there is even less reason for us to do one together, besides a joint tendency to interpret life in a literary fashion… TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
Furthermore and finally, there are rules for reading our blog. It’s a game. The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says “Jackass” on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you’re hungry and want something to eat. FORGET IT!